Itchy fingers. My first blog space spreads itself wantonly before me, waiting for me to type. I stare at it. It is - what's the best word - ' blank'? - is 'virgin' a better word to use? No, 'virgin' sounds a bit corny, and slightly...sexual (or, more accurately I suppose, pre-sexual). Let us settle for 'unsullied'. It shan't take long for me to sully it.
...and as I read over what I have typed so far, I realise that the very first word of this brand new blog, in which I present myself for approval before my friends, family, casual readers and, in fact, the entire world is - "itchy."
Oh well. Such are the perils of Life According to Norris.
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